Winners and Losers

In all honesty, I thought Kazanjian would be re-elected.  Kudos to the citizens of Lowell for kicking him out along with Regina Fatcianti.  Even if the new councilors do absolutely nothing in the next two years, the council is improved simply by subtraction.  In the wake of the election, there are some clear cut winners and losers…

Bernie Lynch: Winner.  If Kazanjian, Lenzi, Mercier, Mercier, and Caufield stayed in power there was no way his contract would have been extended.

John Cox: Loser.  His influence is fading fast.

TJ McCarthy: Loser.  Was going to be the next city manager.

Chris Scott: Winner.  A stronger mandate with enemy #1 out.

Bill Taupier, Nick Sarris, George Berhakis: Losers.  Fatcianti, Kazanjian, A. Mercier, Lenzi means less of a chance that these dirt bags getting a reprieve from the school committee leaving the Bon Marche.

One Lowell, Move Forward Lowell: Winners.  Accomplished it’s core goal in changing the balance of power. 

Kendall Wallace & Lowell Sun: Losers.  Little influence over the election.  Bad predictions.  Irrelevant.

Lowell Shallot, Mr. Mill City, Left in Lowell: Winners.  People actually read these things and having other sources of news and opinion is valuable in a one (douchey) paper town.

Rita Mercier: Loser.  She’s made her dislike for Lynch obvious.  Now she’s in the minority with Bud.

Hairy Balls and rest of the state delegation: Losers.  Endorsing Kazanjian in the 11th hour?!  Dumb.

Good Olde Boys (GOBs): Losers.  Blowellians are part of the solution, not the problem.  The more that the old gaurd is pushed aside the better.

Citizens of Lowell: Winners*.  A step in the right direction and hope to change the petty insider politics of Lowell.  *Beware of Lynch and a vacuum of power from the city council.  Remember, Lynch is a politician looking out for his best interest.  He has his own cronies, favorites, and ambitions beyond Lowell.

Lowell Shallot Endorses

The election is upon us tomorrow and everyone has been asking, “Who do you endorse for City Council?”  Here are my top 5 picks…

1. Alan Kazanjian: There is no end to the craziness surrounding this guy.  I heard that Lynne promised to move if he’s elected again.

2. Rita Mercier: Bat crazy.

3. Bud Caufield: What other mayor gets hammered and sings?

4. Jim Millinazo: He’s a GOB in sheep’s clothing.  Poor little Jimmy is just not part of the ‘in’ crowd right now.  I’m looking forward to people’s reaction when he turns to the dark side.

5. Dayne Lamb (write-in): She’ll use her superior intellect to tear each of these douchebags a new asshole and fix EVERYTHING in Lowell.

Thanks For Nothing: RMV Screws Up Downtown

Way to go State Senator Hairy Balls. Wicked smart Lynchie. On paper I can see how “saving” the RMV in Lowell seems like a good idea. Having an RMV branch in Lowell is convenient for residents and good regionally. The city owns a largely vacant garage earning far less than projections and remains a thorn in the side of those who voted for it.

On the flip side, does this move achieve the long term goals for the downtown or Lowell overall? Hardly.

One of Lowell’s greatest planning blunders is to confuse public spending with downtown viability. The city has a role in the process that is vital and necessary to creating a viable downtown… then they take it too far. In downtown proper, public spending with the NPS Visitor Center, and LeRoy Garage are positive. But then the greedy pigs of Lowell step in under the cover of “helping” Lowell and douche it up. Public and elderly housing is the vast majority of housing in downtown. This population has very little disposal income and do not enhance the downtown. How many people have you seen hanging around on benches and riding around on power scooters in the downtown? Are they going to restaurants and spending? Nope. Are they unpleasant for visitors? Sometimes. Would they be better served in a different area? Yes. Would the downtown be better served if this space had market rate housing? You bet.

Another example is the Bon Marche Building envisioned by the Lowell Plan, Jim (Tower News) Cook, George Berhakis, and Nick Sarris. Jordan Marsh left. OK, I understand that’s bad for downtown. Someone wants to step up and renovate the building, that’s good. Then there’s a sharp left turn. Public money is used to renovate then the building is pretty much given to a couple of cronies for a song. The building can’t be rented out, so who do they find as a tenant… the school committee! Wicked smart! Now for several years the school committee pays an exorbitant amount of rent and lines the pockets of Berhakis and Sarris. They return the favor by supporting politicians friendly to to them and the downward spiral begins. Does anyone remember the deal with the Lowell Senior Center? Same type of bullshit there and we’re still paying for it.

It doesn’t end there though. This year, the school superintendent does the right thing and decides not to renew the lease at the Bon Marche building. Sounds reasonable. Then GOB Bill Taupier becomes the mouthpiece for Berhakis and Sarris and warns of the impending collapse of the downtown if the school committee vacates the Bon Marche. Really? No, it’s just that Berhakis and Sarris believe they are from Lowell and the city owes them. Assholes. Allegedly, promises are made to school committee members that if they stay in the Bon Marche, they will be rewarded. Rita Fatcianti allegedly threatens Chris Scott. Court case and headlines costing Lowell money and bad press. Who gets screwed? We do. The residents, taxpayers, and school children who are having resources wasted.

Getting back to the issue at hand… the RMV. How many cronies and retarded relatives of cronies are employed at the Lowell RMV? Quite a few. Just like the sheriff department employs Rita Mercier, and Regina Fatcianti what favors are owed to State Sen. Steve Panagiotakos, state Reps. Tom Golden, Kevin Murphy and David Nangle for this move? What influence did DPD have with this action? I haven’t seen Adam (Lil B) Baacke holding a meeting to discuss the pros and cons of this move. Given the traffic impact to the neighborhood, was a single study done, were businesses and residents in the area asked? I don’t think so. This was shoved down the throat of Lowell by Senator Hairy Balls. Lynch bent over and accepted because he wants to be Senator Hairy Balls some day. The City Council bent over because they have pals employed at the RMV and there too dumb to recognize that this is a bad move to the viability of downtown.

My prediction… gridlock. Local businesses hurt by a lack of parking. Disgruntled RMV customers leaving as fast as they come. Early Garage parking problems, slowing growth and development in the area. The complete opposite of why the garage was built.

Made in Lowell

I had a great time at Made in Lowell.  For those of you who could not make it, here are some highlights:

 Lowell produces more empty liquor bottles than anywhere.  Streets are lined with these plentiful little souvenirs.  A trail of these bottles can be seen surrounding the Lowell Transitional Living Center.

 

 

 

 Lowell City politicians make more behind the scenes deals than anywhere.  Sometimes these deals of for money, sometimes they are for future ambitions.  Right Bernie?

 

A delightful pin cushion handmade by Liz and available on Etsy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Know-it-alls and dumb bloggers.  From Emperor Wallace to Ms. Lynne there are no shortage of douchebags telling you what to think.  The two combined this week in the Sun to tell me about energy savings.  Shut the fuck up already.

 

Slogans:

Buy Art!  Buy Lowell!

What happened to Single Source Marketing? 

More to follow on this one.

 

 

 

 

Awesome city planning:

Let’s build a $25 Million garage and put the RMV in there.  Brilliant!  Let’s put the post office, the Mass Department of Revenue, and a homeless shelter in there next.

 

 

 

 

First Snow: City Rejoices

With the first snowfall of the season citizens of the Lowell community can rejoice because we are one day closer to Emperor Wallace going back to Florida.  Unfortunately, being an election year Wallace will stick around for a few more weeks to try to influence the upcoming election.  I’m thinking there are about 6-8 more ‘Douchebag Chats’ left before shuffleboard season begins.  Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Back to the Future

Yea, I’ve been quiet lately.  I’ve been watching the City Council race, but the race before the race is much more compelling.  The race before the race is the competition for attention and endorsements. 

There’s the sign war.  It started with the accusation that some signs were put up too early.  Then there is the competition for yard sign placement.  Followed by accusations of sign theft.  Who gives a shit.

Then there’s the endorsement war in conjunction with the smear campaign.  The Sun attacks Kazanjian by way of Sandy Ames, followed by a counterpunch hitting Lynch regarding the garage security contract.  Same old, same old.

Finally there’s Move Lowell Forward.  I think their hearts are in the right place, but what influence to they really think they have?  Do you give a shit about the opinion of a dumb blogger over the opinion of a douchebag like Emperor Wallace?   The Move Lowell Forward website lists “Myths and Facts” projecting a defensive stance before their endorsements were even made.  The problem with this PAC, or any PAC for that matter, is that their endorsements are only as valuable as the process that leads to their conclusion.  I don’t care what anyone else thinks, but I would like to know why and how they reached their conclusion.  Without transparency Move Lowell Forward’s endorsements are unless.  The Sun will try to explain their rationale behind an endorsement but who gives a shit what Campanini spews when they’re just lies anyway.

Move Lowell Forward’s excuse that they did not get permission to post candidates answers only proves that they did not understand that their opinions were not important.  Their questions, and the candidates answers were the value of the exercise.  If Move Forward Lowell then analyzed and explained their rationale, then I might actually listen to their opinions but to blindly follow their endorsements because they have nothing to gain but a better city is ludicrous because that’s all that any of us want.  I think I can better decide for myself who will work towards my vision of Lowell.  jdayne said it best when she wrote:

jdayne Says:
September 29th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

I agree with “anonymous”. The PAC is looking a lot like old Lowell. A few folks making inexplicable decisions with information to which they claim only they can be privy and presuming the resulting endorsement matters. Bumper sticker is off the car, so to speak. Checkbook is closed.

Funny, I didn’t see a snarky reply to Dayne’s comment.  Hits nail on head.

Of Note…

The Lowell Shallot will be publishing each week.  The corruptness of The City of Lowell is so ridiculous that it’s barely worth my breath.  Operations have been moved underground.  Beware cronies.  I’ll be watching.

Not So Smart Bernie

Giving your pals a security contract: not so smart.

Buying new cars at a time when the city is laying off workers: not so smart.

Why is it that Lowell is filled with scandal after scandal?  Some are big, some are not but why are there so many?  I for one, am sick and tired of questionable decision making.  Whether it’s Lynch or Kazanijian embarassing themselves, it’s still a black eye on Lowell.  What’s worse is that it hurts the quality of life here as politicians spend more time attacking than working.  Lowell has real problems.  Why not work to solve them?

Like I’ve been saying… Bernie Lynch is a Lowell City Manager, the same as each and every other city manager in memory.  I’m bored with the latest round of lunacy.  I’m sick of the Sun telling the story in a way to protect Lynch.  I’m sick of the ‘non-anoymous’ blog bringing down the conversation engaging in my side vs your side bickering.

Enough already.

Hamilton Canal Vision Sessions Revealed

Please watch this video. It says what I’ve been feeling since the Trinity Financial, Jim Keefe, Adam Baacke bullshit show came to town.  Discuss.