You can’t handle the truth

I am shocked that anyone is actually shocked by Regina’s actions. Most Lowell politicians are dumb, arrogant, self serving, corrupt, scumbags. Rare is the politician or public servant that is intelligent, articulate, knowledgeable, or concerned about the greater good. Scott is one of these rare individuals. Historically Lowell was created by captains of industry and [...]

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Hmmmmm… ball week

How to end ball week?  That is the question.  We can talk about Senator Panpanagiotakos’ hairy Greek balls, that’s always fun.  A Michael Jackson little boy ball joke would be timely… Who else has remarkable balls… hmmm.  Taupier, Sarris, and Behrakis certainly have some balls with what they’re up to.  I suppose that would just [...]

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Lynch Hires New Assistant

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Brass Balls Award

Congratulations Rita Mercier!  You have have won the first Lowell Shallot Brass Balls Award.  I have no idea if you’re right or wrong, and I don’t even think I care, but you’ve certainly called out Sheehan and the entire City Manager’s regime.   Rita Mercier had this to say about Sheehan according to the Sun… [he's] “crude, [...]

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Dude, put some clothes on

What is it about old guys at the gym?  They love walking around the locker room in the nude.  Emperor Kendall Wallace is no exception.  It’s horrible turning the corner to see a wrinkly saggy old ass with what looks like two hairy peanuts at knee height.  I was hoping it was a fluke, but whereverI [...]

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New Lowell.org Mascot Revealed!

Alive.  Unique.  Inspiring.  Marketing genius.  The campaign isn’t over with just a slogan.  Now the brain trust of LZ Nunn and Single Source Marketing are ready to unveil the newest hook to bring visitors to our fair city.  “We were looking for something, well… unique.  Something that told everyone a little something about the real [...]

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Lil B Missing

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You’re no Paul Tsongas

  Editor’s note:  Whoops.  Major fuck up on my part.  I’m going to leave this up so you can all make fun of me.  Sorry Mrs. T, you did ok on this one.  At least I put my retraction up front.  Right Campanini?  LS   When push comes to shove, Niki Tsongas backs down voting [...]

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WAR Declared!

Last night’s city council move to eliminate Andrew Sheehan’s position essentially cut the legs out from under Bernie Lynch last night.  Despite what you may have heard about Andy, he was essential to the operation of the manager’s office.  Remember the exchange between Lynch and Kazanjian during the May 26th council meeting?  Of course this [...]

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Look at the other Trinity

I’ve been enjoying the war being waged over on Left in Lowell.  It’s great that people are railing against Bernie Lynch because he isa giant douchebag, but this ambulance issue is not the smoking gun.  I can’t believe I’m defending the guy, but it seems to me that this only benefits the taxpayer.  Trinity’s contract [...]

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