What is it about old guys at the gym? They love walking around the locker room in the nude. Emperor Kendall Wallace is no exception. It’s horrible turning the corner to see a wrinkly saggy old ass with what looks like two hairy peanuts at knee height. I was hoping it was a fluke, but whereverI went I saw old balls. At the sink… old balls. Near the sauna… old balls. Even near the shower with a towel tossed over his shoulder… old balls. I know what you’re thinking… just don’t look at them. Well it’s tough not to when they’re practically dragging on the ground. Do you know what’s worse? Campanini running around nude looking like a short fat Chewbacca.
Wow. This post was like a slow motion train wreck. You know it’s going to be horrific but you are too fascinated to look away. Oh, the horror!!!!
And, by the way, warn us before unleashing such a post; I just sprayed coffee all over myself when I burst out laughing.
Touche, dear Shallot!
Thanks OLG!
Please, please, let us know where you work out so we can be sure to NEVER EVER join that gym. The horror is right!!
The mental image is going to make me vomit. Too damn funny!!!
You know what’s worse… reading his column.
There are probably some wonderful photos of – after a wonderful night of wining and dining among the Lowell crony set – that ballbag draped across the forehead of Jim Queefe. Arabian goggles, I believe it’s called?
Keep the ball meme coming (er, so to speak), Shallot!
How dare you missfire on the “roman soldier helmet.”
I find it dashed disturbing that you write about the nekkid Campanini as he becomes a facebook friend.
Dashed disturbing.
Didn’t John Cougar Mellencamp sing a sing about this:
“When the balls,
come tumblin’ down …”
WOW DID THE GUY MR MILL CITY SEE THESE BALLS? HE SURELY WOULDA SUCKED THEM!
wow. very scary at first. lol