You can’t handle the truth

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caution-signI am shocked that anyone is actually shocked by Regina’s actions. Most Lowell politicians are dumb, arrogant, self serving, corrupt, scumbags. Rare is the politician or public servant that is intelligent, articulate, knowledgeable, or concerned about the greater good. Scott is one of these rare individuals.

Historically Lowell was created by captains of industry and fueled by hungry, determined women and men who worked long hours for a better life. Today, the captains of industry have been replaced by provincial, arrogant, sloths more concerned with clinging onto their pathetic piece of the pie rather than creating a bigger, tastier pie that we can all be part of. What do I mean by this? Let’s take Regina Faticanti as an example… her job on the school committee is to improve the quality and performance of Lowell schools. It seems simple enough. What does she do with her position? She’s drunk with power, and more concerned with her cronies than the quality of education. Who gives a crap if the meals are made in house or brought in? If they are equally fresh and nutritious, but cost less, so the funds can be used on teachers and programs, isn’t that the point? Isn’t it about the kids? Not for Regina. Even now, after making a complete ass of herself and the city (talk about a waste of marketing money when this is the headline) she digs in her heels and refuses to resign! Even more outrageous is that some dummies are actually still behind her! Unbelievable anywhere else, but not in Lowell.

How about that fat bastard Taupier representing his cronies Sarris and Bahrakis? Trying to convince the school administration to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars of rent to them rather than use city owned space as a replacement? They think of themselves as civic heroes for the privilege of our taxes lining their pockets. In reality they are nothing but welfare recipients too lazy, and greedy to actually make it without the tit of government feeding their fat faces.  Emperor Kendall Wallace marches lockstep with his buddies promoting the ridiculous idea knowing full well that selling the property would cause the city to have to repay it’s loan that is currently being forgiven at the rate of $900,000 per year.  What’s Wallace’s real motivation?  Another hit to undermine Scott, and Lynch.  I guess Wallace really wants Kevin Murphy in there. 

Emperor Kendall Wallace and Jim Campanini beileve the local newspaper is their own personal pulpit to command from.  If they just tried reporting on the news rather than trying to make it, perhaps they could stop losing money hand over fist.  What have either of these guys ever done?  We all know that Wallace could have been city manager.  Yea right.  What else do you think he believes in that soft squishy mush between his ears?  It’s easy to criticise and judge after the fact, but if they have had so much influence on this city perhaps they should keep their comments to themselves because Lowell isn’t anything to brag about.

These are some of the Good Old Boys, but there are so many more. The Lowell Plan and the City Center Committee?!  What a bunch of elitist do nothings scheming from their self important roost. The amazing thing about these groups is how much they fight among themselves. These people act like a pack of high school cheerleaders moving among the cliques.  They’re still not as bad as Wallace though, acting like a social climbing little girl staging fits, breaking up, and getting back together with his “friends.”  It’s so pathetic, and so very unproductive.

The other remarkable thing about the GOBs is how much they eat and drink! Not working and getting drunk seems to be a sport for these guys. I guess I’d be a drunk too if my life were so petty, unproductive, and empty.

Now I really dislike this type of scum, but there’s another type that I dislike even more. These are the Bernie Lynchs. They are not insiders of the last 30 years, but they are nothing more than carpetbaggers. They work within the system, manipulate it, in a purely self serving way, with a smile on their faces. At least I know the old GOBs are a bunch of no good bastards, the nouveau GOBs are lying backstabbers bending over for Jim Keefe, the Patrick administration, John Kerry’s handlers, or whomever else can propel them to their next political job.

Isn’t it sad that Jim Keefe, brother of GOB Frank Keefe, is developing the Hamilton Canal District?  Nathanial Appleton was a captain of industry and a great leader that created those mills, and now a talentless crony insider hack is being paid millions on day one, for the promise of a douchey, hollow, run of the mill, vanilla development. Lowell is so lackluster, talentless, and bankrupt that we can’t seem to recognize exactly what is happening. We’re just getting screwed by someone new. These nouveau GOBs are the same as the old GOBs but they play on a bigger field, with a higher level of bullshit, favoritism, handouts, and corruptness.  That’s why the old GOBs are at war with the nouveau GOBs, they’re like gangs fighting over the same turf.

So, what’s the solution? The solution is to wake the fuck up.
Accept nothing less then we deserve and run the nouveau and old GOBs out of town.  Don’t buy the Lowell Sun and tell their advertisers that you will not support them if they continue to support the Sun.

If we continue to sit on our asses, bitch and moan, without organizing, producing viable candidates, and vote them into office, then we deserve to have a douche like Jim Keefe, a hack like Bill Taupier, and a carpetbagger like Bernie Lynch deciding the fate of our city.

Hmmmmm… ball week

How to end ball week?  That is the question.  We can talk about Senator Panpanagiotakos’ hairy Greek balls, that’s always fun.  A Michael Jackson little boy ball joke would be timely…

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Who else has remarkable balls… hmmm.  Taupier, Sarris, and Behrakis certainly have some balls with what they’re up to.  I suppose that would just be a repeat of the old balls joke.  Could I do something about corrupt balls?  No.  I’ve got nothing funny there. 

Dayne Lamb has some balls getting up in front of the city council.  Hopefully she’ll have the balls to run for city council, but she’s too smart to lower herself to that rat race.  Hmmmm…

I know… the Lowell Film Collaborative!  They should do a film about BALLS!  It will be great!  The prefect tie-in to a city council that sucks balls, a newspaper that washes balls, and a city manager that licks balls!  At least it will get Jimmy Cook out of hiding for the event.

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Brass Balls Award

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Congratulations Rita Mercier!  You have have won the first Lowell Shallot Brass Balls Award.  I have no idea if you’re right or wrong, and I don’t even think I care, but you’ve certainly called out Sheehan and the entire City Manager’s regime.  

Rita Mercier had this to say about Sheehan according to the Sun… [he’s] “crude, crass and arrogant. He looks down his nose at people at City Hall as if he’s better than everyone else. And he’s not the only one with that attitude… Tom Moses, Kelly Hebert (human resources director) and Andy Sheehan were walking through the halls like the Gestapo, laughing about what they were doing as if it was payback. Could you imagine the arrogance? They were laying off longtime employees and laughing about it… Is that the way professional government does things?… I won’t tolerate it, that’s for sure.”

I really doubt they were walking the halls laughing about the layoffs, but hey, you were willing to say it anyway.  That’s why you have won the Lowell Shallot Brass Balls Award.  There is a lot to like about Lowell.

Dude, put some clothes on

What is it about old guys at the gym?  They love walking around the locker room in the nude.  Emperor Kendall Wallace is no exception.  It’s horrible turning the corner to see a wrinkly saggy old ass with what looks like two hairy peanuts at knee height.  I was hoping it was a fluke, but whereverI went I saw old balls.  At the sink… old balls.  Near the sauna… old balls.  Even near the shower with a towel tossed over his shoulder… old balls.  I know what you’re thinking… just don’t look at them.  Well it’s tough not to when they’re practically dragging on the ground.  Do you know what’s worse?  Campanini running around nude looking like a short fat Chewbacca. 

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New Lowell.org Mascot Revealed!

Alive.  Unique.  Inspiring.  Marketing genius.  The campaign isn’t over with just a slogan.  Now the brain trust of LZ Nunn and Single Source Marketing are ready to unveil the newest hook to bring visitors to our fair city.  “We were looking for something, well… unique.  Something that told everyone a little something about the real Lowell that was both fun and educational.  We’re pleased with the results.  We think we’ve come up with a concept that ties together our city council all the way down to the hookers.  We anticipate this mascot to be along side the city manager at all public meetings and out of town events.  It will be a great way to build on the Lowell brand.”

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You’re no Paul Tsongas

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Editor’s note:  Whoops.  Major fuck up on my part.  I’m going to leave this up so you can all make fun of me.  Sorry Mrs. T, you did ok on this one.  At least I put my retraction up front.  Right Campanini?  LS

 

When push comes to shove, Niki Tsongas backs down voting to fund another $106 Billion in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Is there anything you’re fighting for in Washington?  Or are you just a complacent socialite enjoying your new title as Congresswoman? 

Funny, I didn’t see this covered in the Lowell Sun.

http://original.antiwar.com/scahill/2009/06/17/shame-the-antiwar-democrats-who-sold-out/

WAR Declared!

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Last night’s city council move to eliminate Andrew Sheehan’s position essentially cut the legs out from under Bernie Lynch last night.  Despite what you may have heard about Andy, he was essential to the operation of the manager’s office.  Remember the exchange between Lynch and Kazanjian during the May 26th council meeting?  Of course this is personal, everything in Lowell politics are.

I could go on to dissect this move, say who’s for Lynch and who is against him.  The bottom line… who gives a shit.  This is just more of the embarrassment that is Lowell.  Alive.  Unique.  Inspiring.

Look at the other Trinity

I’ve been enjoying the war being waged over on Left in Lowell.  It’s great that people are railing against Bernie Lynch because he isa giant douchebag, but this ambulance issue is not the smoking gun.  I can’t believe I’m defending the guy, but it seems to me that this only benefits the taxpayer.  Trinity’s contract is up in 2010, and I’m sure they’ll get the contract no matter who is the city manager. 

There are plenty of other reasons to run Lynch out of town, but this isn’t one of them.  I prefer to think of Lynch as a hot headed, arrogent manager who is more interested in his own political ascent and building a base of ‘friends’ along the way then making sound economic decisions.  Lynch wants to play with the big boys.  He’s bent way over for his pals at the other Trinity, Trinity Financial, run up a ton of debt with development ‘investments’ and in the end we’ll be stuck a marginal development that will never live up to expectations IF it even gets built within the ten year estimate.  The project will take on many changes in that time and will be parceled off in an admittedly brilliant rouse called form based zoning.  Keefe has Bernie by the balls which would be pretty funny if we wern’t picking up the tab.

Essentially, Keefe has gotten the city to give them a development parcel with basicly no risk or upfront investement.  Sure the planning cost a few bucks, but the process increased the value of what is essentially Trinity’s option to purchase the land and sell it off to the highest bidder, pre permitted, and environmentally clean on our dime.  If the city is going to take on all of this risk (which it already has) why should a single developer get most of the return?  What about us, the investor, the taxpayer?  We get a promise of a better place to live in 10 years?  Are you fucking kidding me?  We’re getting nickel and dimed to death while tons have been spent at the Hamilton Canal District. 

That brings me back to my main point that Keefe has Bernie by his tiny balls.  Lynch has all of his political capital invested in this project.  Trinity Financial is stalling looking for more government handouts hiding behind the bad economy trying to extort more from local, state, and federal government.  You see, Lowell is the darling of Massachusetts.  It is looked upon as the shining example of what a second tier city should be.  WE know the truth about the political quagmire here.  Partick, Tsongas, Kerry, and even Kennedy have a lot invested in the HCD.  Lynch is the lightening rod for the project.  It is his job to get the project underway.  He will either become the hero or scapegoat, depending on it’s outcome which equals more leverage for Keefe.

It’s June 16th.  The project was supposed to begin in May.  What’s the holdup?  Hmmmmm?  Waiting for that stimulus check?