The election is upon us tomorrow and everyone has been asking, “Who do you endorse for City Council?” Here are my top 5 picks…
1. Alan Kazanjian: There is no end to the craziness surrounding this guy. I heard that Lynne promised to move if he’s elected again.
2. Rita Mercier: Bat crazy.
3. Bud Caufield: What other mayor gets hammered and sings?
4. Jim Millinazo: He’s a GOB in sheep’s clothing. Poor little Jimmy is just not part of the ‘in’ crowd right now. I’m looking forward to people’s reaction when he turns to the dark side.
5. Dayne Lamb (write-in): She’ll use her superior intellect to tear each of these douchebags a new asshole and fix EVERYTHING in Lowell.