What is it about old guys at the gym? They love walking around the locker room in the nude. Emperor Kendall Wallace is no exception. It’s horrible turning the corner to see a wrinkly saggy old ass with what looks like two hairy peanuts at knee height. I was hoping it was a fluke, but whereverI went I saw old balls. At the sink… old balls. Near the sauna… old balls. Even near the shower with a towel tossed over his shoulder… old balls. I know what you’re thinking… just don’t look at them. Well it’s tough not to when they’re practically dragging on the ground. Do you know what’s worse? Campanini running around nude looking like a short fat Chewbacca.
Lowell Shallot 