How to end ball week? That is the question. We can talk about Senator Panpanagiotakos’ hairy Greek balls, that’s always fun. A Michael Jackson little boy ball joke would be timely…
Who else has remarkable balls… hmmm. Taupier, Sarris, and Behrakis certainly have some balls with what they’re up to. I suppose that would just be a repeat of the old balls joke. Could I do something about corrupt balls? No. I’ve got nothing funny there.
Dayne Lamb has some balls getting up in front of the city council. Hopefully she’ll have the balls to run for city council, but she’s too smart to lower herself to that rat race. Hmmmm…
I know… the Lowell Film Collaborative! They should do a film about BALLS! It will be great! The prefect tie-in to a city council that sucks balls, a newspaper that washes balls, and a city manager that licks balls! At least it will get Jimmy Cook out of hiding for the event.
Lowell Shallot 
a stirring and magnificent conclusion. i hope other readers will join me in pledging to live every week like it’s balls week.
I, for one, hope that Ball Week will become an annual festival, sort of like Bike Week in Laconia!
Here, here. And I urge all of your readers to echo my pledge to live every week like it’s Ball Week.
Does your dog have balls? Could you send a picture of them? You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find a picture or really hairy balls.
Finally, the long lost reference makes it into the Shallot.
hairy greek balls– how could I forget that one
Food poisoning killed Michael Jackson. He ate some 9 year old nuts.
So wrong, but so funny.
what’s with the delay on the comments appearing? i had to repeat my shit twice thinking i’d done something wrong, and now it’s all redundant. i hate you.
I don’t know. If you use a different fake email address I think it requires moderation.
Dear Shallot:
The next time you associate the LFC with a pair of big hairy balls, please at least link to our web site.
http://www.lowellfilmcollaborative.org
Thanks.
The LFC
Consider it done. How about a Shallot film night?
@Original Lowell Guy: “make it an annual event, like Laconia Bike Week” – hahahaha!
Shallot,
Silly me, I thought this might’ve been an entry about “ballwalking.” In case anyone reading is too young to remember Tailhook, below is a cut and pasted excerpt from the Inspector General’s report:
C. “Ballwalking”
The third form of indecent exposure engaged in by naval aviators at Tailhook 91 involved publicly exposing their testicles, commonly referred to in the naval aviation community as “ballwalking.” Eighty individuals reported to us that they witnessed ballwalking at Tailhook 91. Insufficient evidence was found to state with certainty exactly how many ballwalking incidents occurred at Tailhook 91. We identified 14 military officers who ballwalked during the convention.
Where and how the practice of ballwalking started is unclear, but several accounts serve to indicate how widespread the practice is within the Navy. Four officers told us that they observed ballwalking by naval officers in either Korea or the Philippines. One officer stated that he was first introduced to the practice of ballwalking at a squadron golf game. Those golfers who failed to reach the point of the women’s tee, when teeing off, were required to play the remainder of the hole while ballwalking. The
same officer stated he had observed ballwalking at various naval officers’ clubs.
best,
gp
balls! OMG